‘As I pulled up to this very attractive lady, she handed me a piece of paper and said she was lost and could I take her the this location, I said of course, but it was not near here and it would cost quite a bit. She was not bothered and so we set off. As it was obvious that she was not from around here I thought I would try the old flash your tits gag and it worked. For a free ride she had her tits right out and they were amazing. After some debating we agreed that I would pay her £200 for a quick shag. It was all I had earned today but I had a feeling it was gonna be worth every single penny!’ - the Taxi Driver
